I Fuck Sluts

Sluts! Sluts! I Fuck Sluts!
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts!
No if’s, ands, and/or buts!
I fuck sluts! I fuck sluts!

Nice girls are nice, but not good for nut-sucking
They’ll need a serene night to green-light a butt-fucking,
But that’ll be easy with sleazy ol’ slut-fucking!
Boo to the nice girls! Praise be to slut-fucking!

I have a list. A list? Yes, a list of all the sluts I’ve missed.
I’ve never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut, my nut removes her from the list-
Another dumb cumbucket struck from my nut sucking, “Suck it, slut!” slut fucking bucket list.

Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh,
With all their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.

But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
They can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music or art.
They can put you together or pull you apart.

But don’t trust these sluts! Don’t! Don’t you dare!
They’ll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they’ll be gone, and you’ll be aware of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there.